I’m the writer you should call when your content doesn’t sparkle, your brand doesn’t socialize, or your best customer is shooting furtive glances towards your competitive nemesis.

 

• If your website has devolved into an unwieldly splotch of rambling blather, I can help.

 

• If your social initiatives are arguing incessantly with your brand strategy, I’m fluent in Consumer Esperanto.

 

• And if your gewgaws aren’t activating at retail, I have a secret marketing potion to spritz on all your shoppers.

 

Here’s the thing: Not everyone has the creative chops to move the needle on your next (or current) fire drill. Writing’s hard, and I’m good at it. Copy that?

 

You look fabulous, btw.

 

Now... bring me your gewgaws.

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